I trade Internet jokes about Dubya
They sure are funny to me.
But don't even think about asking
Me to give up my new SUV
I don't know what you mean about oil,
I just wish that gas could be free,
So love me, love me, love me, I'm a liberal!
Well I've signed about a thousand petitions,
And my golf score is six under par.
I keep myself up on the issues
By listening to N.P.R.,
And you know that I'm changing the world
With these stickers all over my car!
So love me, love me, love me, I'm a liberal!
Well you know that I'm not a racist
Been on the side of the blacks all along.
And I always give a few extra dollars
To the young man who mows my lawn!
And I've never read Emma Goldman
But I know that she must have been wrong!
So love me, love me, love me, I'm a liberal!
I went to that pro-choice rally,
I think women should get equal pay.
But it's sure nice that my wife cooks me dinner,
And she puts my clean laundry away!
And maybe our country ain't perfect,
But revolution is never the way.
So love me, love me, love me, I'm a liberal!
You know I support Gay marriage,
And I want the environment clean.
But I'm too busy at work to take action,
So I'm just voting for Howard Dean.
I know we must work inside the system,
It's the best one that I've ever seen!
So love me, love me, love me, I'm a liberal!
I cheered when they caught Saddam
I knew that the news wouldn't lie,
Thank god that the war is now over,
And my 401-K is on the rise!
Because you know that I love my country:
best democracy money can buy!
So love me, love me, love me, I'm a liberal!